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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 25, 2006 8:07:58 GMT -5
Dante jumped up out of the puddle shouting at the Goatling to return his wife/huband/inanimate life partner. He went to shake his fist at the retreating demon, only to find he was still handcuffed.
Suddenly Vergil's laughter could be heard behind him. "That's your wife/husband/inanimate life partner? Your secret's out now!" Then Vergil sulked. "Why don't I have a wife/husband/inanimate life partner?"
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Aug 9, 2006 15:28:59 GMT -5
"Because you're evil." Long pause. "And lame."
Vergil turned around to glare at Lady. "That's not true!"
"Yes, it is. And you know it too!" She cackled and then ran off, leaving Vergil to contemplate on her words.
It didn't take him long; suddenly he burst into tears and ran off to a corner to pout and cry and sulk until his life was over.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Aug 19, 2006 2:10:30 GMT -5
Trish turned up and walked over to Vergil. Brandishing a paint brush dripping with yellow paint she said, "Would you feel better if you painted your coat a brighter colour?" Vergil looked up at her. "Do you think it would help?" "Yeah. I've read about the colours effect on you, and blue is a very depressing colour, so I think yellow should help immensely." Vergil looked thoughtful. "Will it help me to find a wife/husband/inanimate life partner?" "Well, it could certainly attract bees." Trish humoured him. "Let's paint my coat yellow!" Vergil yelled happily. So, grabbing another paintbrush, Trish and Vergil started painting Vergil's coat. Dante wandered the streets still handcuffed and mildly bemused.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Oct 3, 2006 23:13:00 GMT -5
(LOL! Pretty picture! ^_^)
Along came Lucia (munching on only God-knows-what) and stopped to stare.
"..."
"..."
"...so.... what's with the banana?"
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Post by Darkwarrior on Oct 4, 2006 17:39:42 GMT -5
"Lucia you stupid idiot! Stop eating my damn coat!" Vergil decided that maybe painting his coat yellow wasn't going to make him a happy person after all.
Lucia just bit the corner off and walked away chewing.
Vergil looked at Trish, who shrugged nonchalently. Vergil sulked again, only to have a beautiful broom the was passing catch his eye.
Rushing over, he wooed said broom and swept it off it's bristles for the whirlwind romance of it's existence. Which consisted of being carried at haste down the street in Vergil's arms whilst being chased by a rather disgruntled cleaner wanting his broom back.
Dante still wandered. He was getting used to the handcuffs now, and had found that he could manage to still put cheese in his ears if needs be, so the world was okay.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Nov 13, 2006 17:10:51 GMT -5
Dante, cheese stuffed proudly in his ears, walked down the street playing with the handcuffs. Out of nowhere a pair of Hells came down the street riding a motorcycle in the opposite direction he was walking. One of them was being dragged on the ground by a rope. Suddenly interested, Dante leapt towards the dragged demon and hopped on, using him as a "surf" board as he latched onto the rope and the motorcycle sped away.
Meanwhile...! Vergil still sulked in a corner. (After the disgruntled cleaner finally snatched his broom back and proceeded to bash the elder twin over the head with it several times.)
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Post by Darkwarrior on Nov 14, 2006 17:20:33 GMT -5
Vergil sulked more. Suddenly became assertive, stopped the cleaner from hitting him over the head by stuffing one of his socks in the cleaner's mouth and prompty went back to sulking.
Dante woohooed so loud as he was surfing that it perforated the eardrums of Hells' which in turn caused them to crash contributing the the most horrific road accident that had been seen that year. Dante however, protected by the pixies and the cheese in his ears, dusted himself off and walked away whistling.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Nov 15, 2006 17:46:21 GMT -5
(I'm running out of crack. That's a bad thing, right?)
Elsewhere Sparda hummed the Batman theme song as he ran around in his devil form with a pair of underpants on his head.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Nov 17, 2006 3:02:13 GMT -5
(That is a bad thing)
Eva stood there and shouted at him. "Sparda! What are you doing!"
She then stuck some pencils up his nose. "If you're going to do these things, do them properly."
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Nov 23, 2006 15:44:32 GMT -5
Dante ran across the street, only to be trampled by a mob chasing after a white wolf.
Vergil pointed and laughed.
Sparda was still running around with underwear on his head and sticks up his nose.
And somewhere Eva and Lucia are crying. No, it's not over the roadkill Dante. It's the onions Eva is cutting. And to her dismay, no matter how many onions she cuts she never has any slices when shes done. It probably has something to do with Lucia eating them all. Just a guess.
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