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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 7, 2005 12:23:34 GMT -5
"Ooooo, teaparty!" Lucia crowed.
"I get to be the Mad Hatter." Dante yelled.
Lady pulled a giant teapot from her shirt, put on a mouse nose and jumped in the teapot. As she popped her head up to put the lid on properly, Trish dabbed jam on her nose and she fell asleep.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jul 8, 2005 12:47:29 GMT -5
A white rabbit runs towards them from nowhere and shouts "No time, no time!" before looking at his watch and running speedily off again with a yelp.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 10, 2005 11:31:04 GMT -5
Dante pulls Ebony from out of nowhere (as he is now dressed in unknown attire XD) and shoots the white rabbit.
Eva makes a rabbit and jam stew for the party as everyone has remembered that Trish is supposed to be getting married to the panicky elf.
Trish grabs her elf, looks at him and yells "You're not an elf, you're Orlando Bloom in costume! I wanted a real elf!"
The wedding is temporarily postponed as Mr Bloom is thrown into the nearest skip and Trish rushes off to find Haldir.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jul 14, 2005 12:25:25 GMT -5
Dante suddenly rips off his dress and starts running down the street in his birthday suit like in the video of "What's My Age Again." Vergil begins to follow suit, but his mother stops him with a scolding look. So he starts pouting again in a corner.
Trish is still looking for a husband, Lady is stirring the stew, Sparda and Mundus have set up a game of Risk, and Lucia is trying to sneak tastes of the stew while Lady isn't looking.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 15, 2005 10:13:23 GMT -5
Lucia had given up and sauntered away after her fingers were getting sore from being hit repeatedly with a ladel. She defiantley ate another jam sandwich she pulled from her back pocket.
Dante had got quite a way down the street when he suddenly realised he was completely naked and was promptly mobbed by hoards of fangirls until Sparda came and beat them off with a stick, thereby rescuing his son.
Unfortunately there was no one to rescue Vergil as he wandered off sulking...
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jul 15, 2005 15:11:02 GMT -5
Suddenly a rabid rabbite came and chopped on Vergil's spikey hair! Vergil ran back to the group screaming with his arms flailing in the air as the rabbite clung defiantly to his hair, chewing.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 16, 2005 7:43:44 GMT -5
Lucia popped out of nowhere and hit the rabbit from Vergil's head with a baseball bat.
'Ummm, more rabbit stew' she thought.
Vergil ran away crying about his hair and tried to nick Dante's. As it turns out, Dante's hair is a wig so Vergil steals it and finds some gel and styles it like his own.
Dante sits there with his mousy brown uninteresting real hair and sobs, pathetically.
(No animals were hurt in the making of this RR. The other characters however, are.)
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jul 17, 2005 15:30:09 GMT -5
Dante finally decided he'd just go die his hair. And so he did! However, Lady accompanied him and switched out the color when he wasn't looking. His hair turned into the most god awful orange color ever seen. Vergil pointed and laughed. Lucia threw the rabBITE into a cauldron and began to stir. (Yes, rabbite. It's a creature off of a game. )
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 18, 2005 14:16:16 GMT -5
(Okay ) Eva hugged Dante as he cried over his hair. Sparda tried to comfort him that orange was only a small step away from red, so everything was okay really. Lucia ate the RabBITE stew, as it had now become known.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jul 18, 2005 15:08:11 GMT -5
Cel laughed from the sidelines and then decided she'd throw a Malboro in there for more fun.
Dante stopped crying long enough to stare at the Malboro for a few seconds, then he hid under a table and sucked his thumb. Vergil sighed and decided he better comfort his brother. He pulled out a can of silly string and started attacking the Malboro with it.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 18, 2005 15:39:05 GMT -5
Lady sat there and watched the fun, she wondered if she'd be allowed to smoke the Marlboro when they were done tormenting it...
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jul 18, 2005 20:38:02 GMT -5
Just for that statement, Cel let the Malboro whack Rikku on the head with one of its numerous tenticles.
Running out of silly string, Vergil looks up at the now pink monster and nods to himself at his good work. Sparda gives his son a five star rating and Eva smiles and claps her hands.
Dante doesn't notice and continues sucking his thumb while rocking back and forth in a curled up ball.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 19, 2005 6:00:47 GMT -5
Rikku laughs as the Malboro is so covered in silly string it's really soft and is like being cuddled by a giant marshmellow.
Sparda picks up the distraught Dante and hands him to the Marlboro. The Marlboro, knowing when it's beaten, cuddles Dante so that Dante feeling so snug and warm feels better and falls asleep.
Vergil sulks because he feels he done all the work and yet again, Dante gets the good bit.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jul 19, 2005 11:48:29 GMT -5
Aww... Cel feels so bad for Vergil she decides to pop into the RR and give him a cuddly hug.
In the meantime, Mundus has been sculpting a bust of Sparda and now shows it to the Dark Knight. Sparda approves and gives Mundus a big hug for his trouble. Mundus squeels with joy.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 22, 2005 17:22:07 GMT -5
Vergil looks at his father and Grandad having a hug. He sulks because he feels left out again as the girls start to have a group hug, and Dante is still being snuggled by the silly string coated Marlboro.
Finding an old sock in his pocket Vergil squeezes it tightly to himself as a tear rolls down his cheek. Suddenly finding himself being suffocated by Cel, he stuffs the sock back into his pocket quick to prevent it from being stolen, and gasps for breath as Cel leaves again.
Rikku, reading these whole shinanigans from the sidelines decides there's too much luvvin' going round and throws in a random cheese sandwich to liven things up.
Having her plan thwarted by a sandwich eating Lucia, she tries again and throws in a Behemoth, just to show Cel that she's not the only one who can throw very large monsters 10 times her own weight around the place.
The Behemoth roars in indignation at being thrown in by a smaller-than-your-average-bear human and attempts to attack everybody by casting meteor.
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