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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 30, 2005 13:56:50 GMT -5
Dante whined and then crawled over to his mother, pleading his case to her. She listened like a judge, magically summoning black robes despite not having magical abilities, and nodded after every sentence Dante said. In the end she made her judgement. "I have decided..." Everyone held their breath. "That the bunny suit belongs to... me! Now hand it over!"
Sighing, Vergil stripped down to the boxers he, thankfully (or is is?), put on underneath and handed Eva the costume. Gleefully, she put it on and started hopping around. Lucia, coming out of her eating trance, saw her and got exciting. "Oh, look! Easter Bunny!"
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 30, 2005 15:22:52 GMT -5
Sparda dressed in a cow suit starts bounding round the room after Eva.
Everyone else grabs sewing machines to make their own costumes.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 30, 2005 15:52:04 GMT -5
Lucia makes a sandwhich costume, then decides she's hungry as she's finishing up and goes to the kitchen to make her a real sandwhich. Lady makes a cat suit and starts prancing around as Catwoman. Dante grins as he holds up his devil costume, the typical red, horned, pointy tailed costume seen everywhere, pitchfork included. Vergil rolls his eyes at Dante's unorginality and then puts on his newly made puppy suit. Trish sits in thought at her machine, still wondering how to turn it on.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 30, 2005 16:03:24 GMT -5
Trish managed to eventually turn on the sewing machine. Not having much ability with a sewing machine she showed them all that she was still as good as they were a whipped up a complete elf outfit with ears and got a bit part in The Lord of the Rings.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 30, 2005 16:13:52 GMT -5
Trish came home a week later to find everyone sleeping in their costumes. She yelled to wake them all up, and when she was satisfied she had everyone's attention, she introduced Legolas. Legolas in turn kept ranting something about being an Orlando person and not really an elf and about someone being kidknapped. But no one payed attention to that... they were all to busy getting ready for the wedding!
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 30, 2005 16:23:06 GMT -5
Sparda started changing the decoration and hung flowery garlands everywhere.
Vergil sulked because he wasn't asked to be bridesmaid but Dante was.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 30, 2005 21:59:13 GMT -5
(Man, you're so much goofyer than I am. *Sighs* I'm jealous. lol.)
And so Dante quickly dressed in a... well, dress! It was red and had two huge slits up to mid thighs and Dante strutted around like a true whore.
Lady sighed as she dressed for the part of best man. She didn't even know the guy but hey, he needed one and she was the best person available. She had more balls than any of the others around.
Lucia and Eva were busy fixxing up Trish as the beautiful bride... in a black wedding dress.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 1, 2005 3:14:18 GMT -5
Vergil asked the new guy if he could be page boy, but recieved a short scream and the 'elf' attempting to run away, who was promptly captured by Eva cluckling like a mother hen.
Vergil went and sulked in the corner of the room facing the wall. Lady bounded over a put a dunce cap on his head.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jul 1, 2005 3:27:28 GMT -5
Sparda came over and started giving the 'elf' a typical fatherly speech as Eva went back to her previous engagement.
Dante took the time to point and laugh at Vergil and Lady took the chance to take a peek up his dress.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 5, 2005 12:22:51 GMT -5
Lady recieved a smack on the nose from Sparda for misbehaving.
Vergil sulked more.
Trish hugged her elf to stop him escaping.
Dante gazed into a mirror looking lovingly at himself.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jul 5, 2005 12:55:22 GMT -5
Then, don't ask me from where or how, church bells began to ring.
Trish, excited, squeezed her elf even more.
The elf began to scream at the top of his lungs after almost passing out.
Dante frowned, realizing he would have to leave the mirror.
Vergil sat sulking even more.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 6, 2005 20:33:05 GMT -5
The elf nearly died from suffocation, thus Trish decided to buy him a suit of armour, lest he be too 'fragile'.
Eva was gently cajooling her son from his mirror, but to no avail, and Vergil sat sniggering until Sparda glared at him.
Lucia grabbed another sandwich and Lady made an exra bridesmaid dress for Vergil just to keep him happy.
The 'happy couple' proceeded down the street with the rest of the family in tow.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jul 6, 2005 21:55:13 GMT -5
Suddenly a portal from the demon world opened up and out pop a procession of Blades and Frosts, formally escorting the 'almighty' lord Mundus. Mundus carried a bouquet of flowers with him, which he bent down solumly to give to Trish. After she took them, he promptly disappeared back down his portal.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jul 7, 2005 4:12:00 GMT -5
Sparda looked about in confusion, so Mundus popped back.
Sparda looked at him. "I will never rule the Universe with you, you killed my father."
Mundus reached out his hand. "No Sparda. I am your father."
"Daddy!" Sparda yelled.
There was much rejoicing.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jul 7, 2005 11:51:38 GMT -5
The wedding postponed, the gathered began to celebrate the happy reunion with a tea party... and a sandwhich for Lucia.
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