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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 23, 2005 3:53:17 GMT -5
Grabbing Lady's hand as she ran by, Lucia started skipping alongside her singing a bouncy little tune.
Suddenly Raziel from Soul Reaver popped into the room and spoke. "As I look before me, I see the destruction wraught be Kain's inability to teach music. The devastation left behind in it's wake stains what had been a once pure world. The shattered lives in this domicile are testament to the corruption that musical instuments represent and my ineptitude to correct this wrong since my unique resurrrection and the wanton destruction of my bottom jaw."
With his monologue now over, he popped back to whence he came.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 28, 2005 10:55:10 GMT -5
Dante looked around, ran out the back door, and started running after Lucia and Lady. When he finally caught up to them he grabbed Lucia's arm and spun her around. Holding out something in his hand, he huffed out the words, "You forgot your tomatoe sandwhich."
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 28, 2005 11:54:18 GMT -5
Dante and the girls suddenly notice the Moldovan spy from the thread in spam.
"RUN!" they yelled.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 28, 2005 11:58:48 GMT -5
Elsewhere... Vergil could be found sneaking into someone's pool, fully intending to skinny dip.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 28, 2005 12:02:00 GMT -5
Dante and the girls jumped onto a conveniently near moped and make a fast getaway.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 28, 2005 16:36:53 GMT -5
Vergil ran away from the pool as a tiny dog chased him off... yanking his only clothing, a bathrobe, from him in the process. He ran down the streets fully naked.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 28, 2005 18:59:00 GMT -5
Dante and the girls, on a mad dash through the streets escaping at 30 mph, swerve past Vergil. The girls start catcalling apart from Lucia, who is eating her tomato sandwich as she falls off the back...
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 28, 2005 22:22:42 GMT -5
Vergil pauses at the sound of the catcalls and then notices Lucia laying on the ground where she fell off. She just continues to munch on her sandwhich as if nothing happened. Vergil snatches her jacket and wraps it around his waist. Then he starts walking down the street casually whistling.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 29, 2005 3:39:37 GMT -5
Having shaking off the random spy, Dante and Trish, who seemed to swap places with Lady by quantum whatever it is, decide to go back and find Vergil to laugh at him some more.
In the meantime Sparda and Eva have started putting Christmas decorations up around the house despite it being Easter. Lady, feeling strangely out of place puts a small ceramic aardvark on top of the tree.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 29, 2005 22:25:07 GMT -5
Vergil ignores the two and they become bored. Speeding off on the bike, they head for a pizza ice cream palor. Sadly enough, neither realize that no such thing exists.
Lucia finally finishes her sandwhich and stands up, dusting herself off. She wonders where Dante and Lady went then shrugs and heads back to DMC. She spots Lady, wonders how she got back without Dante and where Trish suddenly dissappeared to. She shrugs that off too and starts helping the family decorate by sticking chocolate candy canes everywhere.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 30, 2005 13:02:04 GMT -5
Vergil decided to go back and terrorise the dog that had taken his towel, but on confronting it again and seeing it was a small Yorkshire Terrier, he ran away from it again, screaming like a girl.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 30, 2005 13:05:25 GMT -5
In the house, the Sparda family continued to decorate while now singing "Yankee Doodle" for some odd reason. Lucia couldn't help herself, she began to eat every other candy cane Lady sets up while Lady wonders how she never grows fat.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 30, 2005 13:09:26 GMT -5
Vergil bursts through the door trying hard to achieve appearing antagonistic whilst naked with Lucia's jacket wrapped round his waist.
Failing to impress anyone he joins in a quick chorus of Yankee doodle before running off to find some clothes. Appearing 5 minutes later, the family nod in approval as he walks out wearing a bunny costume.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 30, 2005 13:25:26 GMT -5
Dante walks in, sees Vergil in the bunny suit, and then squeals. He runs up to Vergil and starts crying. "But that's my bunny costume!"
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 30, 2005 13:32:09 GMT -5
"This is mine, you've got your own." Vergil said.
Lady snickered at how he sounded so serious, which wasn't saying a lot as she was tying ribbons around Sparda's horns.
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