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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 21, 2005 12:25:27 GMT -5
Vergil conked out, KOed in the middle of the room. Trish glanced at him wierdly and then sighed. "Now why did he have to go and do that?" She dragged him to the bathroom and threw him in the tub.
Dante was currently running around the kitchen, reaching down the back of his shirt trying to grab the cold ice that Vergil put there. But to no avail... eventually he ran into the grill and knocked it over, spraying burnt socks all over the floor and ruining Lucia's fun.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 21, 2005 12:35:19 GMT -5
Lucia in retaliation to Dante repeatedly spoiling her day pulled a cheese sandwich from her other back pocket and chewed on it. Defiantly.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 21, 2005 12:39:16 GMT -5
Dante, completely ignoring Lucia, yelped as his exposed belly burned at the touch of the grill. Now running around trying to soothe his hurt tummy, by blowing on it no less, just happens to run into the bathroom and upon seeing the water, dives head first into the tub knocking himself out next to his brother.
Trish, sighing, wonders what will happen next. Shrugging, she hops in too with a malicious grin.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 21, 2005 12:42:58 GMT -5
Sparda, having despaired of his son's not drowning themselves, throws Dante and Vergil over his shoulder winding them like babies until they cough up the water they swallowed.
Laying the unconscious twins on the pool table, he proceeds to play a clarinet. Badly.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 21, 2005 12:46:26 GMT -5
Eva, upon hearing her husband's instrument playing, skips inside the house and begins playing a flute alongside him. Also badly.
The racket manages to wake the unconsious Sparda boys and they cringe. Lucia, having finished her second sandwhich not too long ago, walks in and starts singing along. HORRIBLY. The boys cringe even further.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 21, 2005 12:48:51 GMT -5
Trish dunks her head under the water, but to no avail, she could still hear them all. Returning to the kitchen, she stuffs the remains of Dante's burnt socks into her ears.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 21, 2005 12:51:45 GMT -5
Vergil and Dante, seeing Trish's example, rush for the kitchen. Crying, they realize there are no more sock remains to have stuffed into painfully throbbing ears.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 21, 2005 12:54:18 GMT -5
The cheese was the next best option....
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 21, 2005 16:45:00 GMT -5
With cheese in ears, the boys sighed contentedly.
Then suddenly the doo burst open and dozens of demons crashed in. Upon hearing the awful sound however, they immediately ran back out, screaming in pain.
Lady walks up shortly after, having dissappeared earlier in the story for some odd reason, and glances cautiously inside. "What the hell made all those demons run... away... like that...?" She didn't need to ask, it was obvious. Not thinking first, she instantly shot the three "music" makers dead.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 21, 2005 16:51:06 GMT -5
Luckily the bullets were made of magic plasticine, so the 'musicians' could come straight back to life again, they grabbed hold of Lady and fed her with the remaining cheese as Eva thought she was too skinny.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 21, 2005 17:31:27 GMT -5
Gaging, Lady tried to scream. Of course it didn't work, and nothing but a gurgle came out. Eva wiped her chin. "Aww... you poor baby. Don't worry, we'll take care of you."
Sparda goes into the the kitchen and comes back out with a bib. He puts it around Lady.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 21, 2005 17:35:07 GMT -5
Dante sat there giggling as he watched Lady being fed more cheese by Sparda until Vergil grabbed some of the cheese from his ear and tried to shove it up up Dante's nostril.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 21, 2005 17:45:45 GMT -5
Dante fell backward trying to avoid his brother's prying finger. vergil just plopped down on his stomache to pin him as he continued with the cheese.
Sparda continued to feed Lady as Eva began to coo about this and that, planning out cute little girly things for Lady to wear... the daughter we never had.
Meanwhile Lucia had grown hunger. Yes, again. He pulled out yet another sandwhich, this time from her bra. (XD)
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jun 21, 2005 18:27:12 GMT -5
Lucia ate her sandwich with yet more defiance and watched as the son's of Sparda, rolling around the floor in a fight over the cheese, sent everybody flying and broke Sparda's clarinet.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jun 21, 2005 18:33:16 GMT -5
Sparda broke into suddenly tears, Eva tried to confront him, and in the diversion Lady escaped out the back door.
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