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Post by Darkwarrior on Oct 21, 2005 21:18:22 GMT -5
*Rikku sits there still smirking over 'Violet and Bluberry'*
Vergil finds himself in a D.I.Y store, getting an assistant to mix paint to the colour of the blue scrap he's holding in his hand.
Having had the smart idea to get paint in 'gloss' finish to paint a coat on himself until he can find some material.
The assistant is looking round nervously wishing he hadn't come into work today. After mixing the paint, the young shop assistant retires out the back for some strong coffee.
This doesn't help and the poor boy is haunted for weeks by nightmares of a strange silver haired man wearing a see though teddy, carrying a large katana he kept lovingly refering to as Cherry Blossom, holding what appeared to be ancient blue parchment, except it looked vaguely like skin, and demanding gloss paint of the same colour.
Following the nightmares, the therapy didn't help much....
Trish, wandering down the road, sad as her life is devoid of elves, stumbles upon Vergil in an alley, painting what appeared to be a long coat he pinched from a nearby hobo.
Trish picks up a paintbrush and starts to help. When questioned by Vergil, she replied:
'If you spend any more of this RR either in the nod or in see-through clothes, all readers, characters, main and supporting, and any poor innocent passer-by may never get over the trauma, apart from the ones who won't stop drooling, so therefore, the quicker you are in suitable attire again, the better. By the way, did you lose Dante again?'
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Oct 21, 2005 23:31:00 GMT -5
*As Cel types, she is either drooling over the image brought about by the fifth paragraph or laughing over Trish's speech in the last paragraph*
Vergil mutters a weak reply, something Trish thinks she hears the words "stupid," "idiotic," and "gun-lover" in and takes it as a yes. As she finishes up helping him paint, she takes a step back to admire the work. With a shrug she says "It'll do for now."
Elsewhere, Kain is out buying is beloved son an ice-cream cone and constantly telling Raziel that he is not a demon, but a vital part of saving Nosgoth. Raziel, sniffing and tearing at the eye, nods appectance and licks at his ice-cream. (Don't ask, I don't know... XD)
Oh, and somewhere out there Lucia is eating another sandwhich.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Oct 26, 2005 19:56:01 GMT -5
Lucia finished her sandwich and looked around blankly. 'Where'd everybody go?'
Suddenly Sparda pops up from behind a conveniently placed sofa blowing a party whistle and popping party poppers around. 'I'm here!' he shouts cheerfully.
Looking round himself he turns to Lucia. 'Where have my two wayward sons' got to now?' Sparda paused for thought. 'And have they washed that cheese out of their ears?'
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Oct 30, 2005 22:34:25 GMT -5
Lucia just shrugs at Sparda's questions and then grins silly as a lightbulb suddenly pops on above her head. Literally. Sparda 'Ooo's at the shiney light. "Pretty..."
Lucia then heads for the fridge and rumages around for a block of cheese, which she happily finds and begins munching down on.
Where she left him, Sparda is amusing himself with poking the lightbulb still floating in the air.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Nov 3, 2005 19:28:37 GMT -5
Sparda is mesmerised by the lightbulb bobbing gently up and down in midair everytime he prodded it.
Dante turned up after leaving the blue demon type thing as it was 'too wet' and Santa. 'Oooo shiny' he cooed at the light as he brought a finger up to touch it.
Sparda smacked his hand. 'No! My shiny!'
Dante whimpered at the sore patch. 'I'm gonna tell Santa on you and you won't get any presents for Easter!' He stormed off to find 'Santa Kain'.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Nov 7, 2005 12:31:35 GMT -5
At about that time Vergil ran up with a can of silly string and drenched Sparda with the entire thing also covering up the shiney lightbulb in the process. Grinning widely Vergil watched as his father completely ignored the string on himself and only worried about the string on the bulb. In comic fashion Sparda's face went from extremely happy to very sad. With a pout on his face, Sparda ran off crying for Eva like a baby.
Wherever Lady was and whatever she was doing, she stopped when she heard the cries from Sparda. Walking towards the sound, she passed by the crying Legendary Dark Knight on Eva's comforting shoulder and went straight after the half-breed holding the can. She immediately whapped him on the head and scolded him as the blue clad twin joined his father in crying like a baby.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Nov 30, 2005 7:54:51 GMT -5
Vergil stopped crying and decided to sulk, as he hadn't had a good enough sulk for the last few entries. So he wandered over to the corner of the room and proceded to embark on some sulking of epic proportions.
Dante chose to turn up at this point dragging 'Santa' and what Dante decided eventually was 'Santa's little helper' along too, even though the blue deep fried corpse looked nothing like an elf, but hey, who was he to judge?
'Santa' looked at the surrounding group of misfits through narrowed eyes. "I'm going to find out whose been good, and who hasn't."
Twirling a pirouette, he burst into song..."You better watch out, you better not cry...dum de dum dum, I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town!"
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Nov 30, 2005 16:30:17 GMT -5
Cel: *From the sidelines, refering to Raz.* Well... he does have the whole pointed ears thing going on... *While nodding. Then promptly burst out laughing at Kain.*
Dante eeps and runs up to his brother. "Verge, Verge! Have I been good this year?"
Vergil stare stares at his brother like he's dumb until suddenly, "Wait, have I been good this year?" And he starts crying.
Dante stares then starts crying himself. "Neither of us is gonna get presents this year, are we?"
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jan 8, 2006 8:54:00 GMT -5
*Rikku apologises profusely for not doing this sooner...then laughs at Vergil, because his voice is so cute in her head*
Santa Kain comes over to the crying twins, putting a large arm round each of their shoulders then winked conspiratorally (sp?). 'I think that Santa might have something small in his sack just for you'
Both Dante and Vergil perked up. 'Oh, have I got a long shiny sword, just like Sephiroth's? His is bigger than mine.' Vergil sulked again.
'I want ...I want... alcohol, women and to kick ass for Christmas!' Dante shouted.
'Well, not exactly...'Kain rummaged around in his sack and pulled out two small boxes. 'You've not been that good.' He handed the boxes to the twins.
'I hope it's jewelery I can pawn for beer money.' Dante said.
With the wrapping discarded all over the floor, Dante and Vergil looked at the boxes in their hands.
Vergil's note said simply 'For you ears'
Dante's read 'For your bath'
Tentatively they lifted the lids.
Both stared at the yellow items.
'CHEESE!!!!/RUBBER DUCK!!!!'
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jan 11, 2006 0:24:01 GMT -5
*Cel dies yet AGAIN from laughter and has to be resuscitated by a "helper elf" (aka, one of Kain's followers) before she can continue onward.*
Unfortunately for Vergil Lucia walks by right at that moment and notices the cheese. An exclamation point lights up above her head (no, literally... because Raziel steals it and bashes Turel upside the head with it a few times before running off cackling some freaky laughter) and before Vergil is finished shouting for joy, Lucia snatches it up and gobbles it down. Sadly, she is not full and with a pouty face she continues her search for more satiable food.
Vergil cries like a baby.
Dante snatches his rubber ducky from the box, clutching it to his chest protectively as he looks around for a duck snatcher after seeing Vergil's cheese... cheeseknapped... and pets it whispering "my precious." After a good while of petting, he finally gets the bright idea to put it to the test and runs off to find a bathtub.
(Pour Vergil... I think I make him cry in just about every post...! >.<'')
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jan 15, 2006 11:18:15 GMT -5
Dante finds the bath after much aimless searching of the DMC HQ. He was confused because it wasn't where he'd left it. Dragging it from his wardrobe he pulls it back into the bathroom just to find somebody's stolen the taps...
'Damn!' Dante cursed. 'I want to play with my duck.' Having a bright idea, Dante proceeds with the arduous task of filling the bath from the kitchen tap by way of a teaspoon.
Vergil, still mourning the theft and subsequent ingestion of his Christmas present, feels it's only fair he should be able to share Dante's. Being the thinker of the two, Vergil helps speed up the process of filling the bath by using a desertspoon, because it's 3 times as quick.
Nobody tells them to use something bigger as it's the quietest the twins have been for hours and the look of concerntration on Dante's face as he carefully balances his spoon full of water is just too funny.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Jan 23, 2006 16:00:58 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in a place that can only be described as "somewhere extremely spooky and dark and evil..." Mundus can be found leaning over some undescribable blackened out (shadow) object. As he fusses over this unknown object, he cackles menacingly.
"Minion!" In walks a Marrionette. "Bring me my..." Dun dun dun! "...bathrobe!" Marionette holds out the demanded object then walks back offstage when it is taken from him.
Mundus proceeds to strip (don't worry! it's dark, remember? you can't see a thing, thank God...) and then place the bathrobe on. Almost immediately he strips the bathrobe back off and gets inside the object. Yes, you guessed it. It's a bathtub.
The only reason Mundus was cackling was because he just barely beat Vergil and Dante in filling his own tub. He was using a ladel.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Jan 24, 2006 17:55:15 GMT -5
All the others got wind of what was going on, and thus a new sport was born.
EXTREEEEEME BATH FILLING!!!!!
Everyone grabed their own baths and placed them in odd places, like cliff tops, Volcano edges and Lady's garden path.
The winner was the first to manage to fill his or her bath in an extreme place using a piece of cutlery or cooking utensil of their choice.
Jester put a bath at the top of Temen-ni-gru, which Dante moaned about after having got rid of the damn thing in the first place, but he decided to drop the matter (and why Jester was still alive) when he saw that Jester had none to wisely chosen a fork as his cutlery of chioce.
Sparda had a very good idea, and while Trish did concede that it was an extreme place to go, she felt that putting a bath in the ocean on the bottom of the Marianas (sp?) Trench would be cheating somewhat because it was hard to fill a bath full of water that when it was full already.
Sparda suggested that he empty his bath instead, until Eva mentioned that emptying the entire ocean was beyond even his capabilities and can he stop acting like a silly ol' fool and think of somewhere that didn't involve being full of water already.
Once that had been dealt with, everyone rushed off to fill their baths, except Vergil, who had been distracted playing with Dante's rubber duck until he realised something really exciting was going to happen and yet again, he'd miss out.
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Post by Aisu Youkai on Feb 6, 2006 15:06:41 GMT -5
So therefore Vergil went to go sulk in a corner while everyone else slowly, painstakingly filled up their tubs with their chosen paraphenalia.
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Post by Darkwarrior on Feb 17, 2006 7:32:06 GMT -5
When the competition was over, nobody was sure who won. Because everyone was in different parts of the world and there was no one to judge the competition (nobody had though of that one).
The results were:
Mundus: Ladel- 12 hours 1 minute
Sparda: Tray from Scales- 17 hours 23 minutes
Eva: 5ml measuring spoon - 3 days, 9 hours and 16 minutes
Lady: Condiment spoon - 6 days 20 hours and 4 minutes
Trish: Potato peeler; 2 weeks, 4 days 18 hoursand 9 1/2 minutes
Dante: (chosen utensil changed) Pizza cutter: 3 weeks, 5 days 23 hours 30 minutes.
Jester:Fork- 6 weeks, 27 minutes.
Lucia: disqualified for insistent use of a sandwich, which is not a recognised acceptable kitchen utensil. No matter what she uses it for.
Vergil: missed out from not noticing something exciting was happening.
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