Funny Flames

[Morwen]

my dad + flat pack wardrobe and draws = hours of me saying 'are you sure that goes there?' 'shouldn't that be the other way?' 'it shouldnt lean like that, should it?' etc

anyway, i needed a break and i started sorting out the review files on the DTC email address, and i found some very entertaining...flames i suppose from that one fic i did, Betrayal

some of my favorites are as follows:

Hunter of Lost Souls:
"Oh...my...God... YOU KILLED HIM! (picks up Vergil's head and cradles it in her arms) I can't believe this! It's horrible! PREPARE TO DIE!!
NO CHANCES THIS TIME! (picks up Yamata and slices off Morwen's head) HAH HA HA! That's what you get for killing my buddy.

Anyway, that was creepy and I hope you have more to tell. But how is a corpse going to write fanfics? Figure it out."

Widow Sparda:
"dude you killed my husband!( picks up yamato points at girl ) you'll pay for my vergil's death ( picks up head cradles it in arms) you killed my verg...not kool not kool ... dude you killed the sparda twins... you killed sparda's kids ... -growls angrily circiling her- you will pay for the murder of my husband! - pounces on author and begins to tear her apart

-widow will avenge her husband, plus she is an evil demon as well-"

Flamer Cerberus:
"If that is the ending, then you will burn in hell"

Inujak:
"HAVE YOU GONE FRICKEN INSANE! there is no way Trish could kill Dante in one sweep even if it was sparda. and you could have at least kept Verg alive. Humpf"

Santuary of Darkness:
" What the heck did you do to Dante and Vergil!?!?! I leave for a few days and I come back to a dead Dante and Vergil...that's just not nice. You better bring them back or I'll...I'll...do SOMETHING!! HAHA take that! "

My personal favorite that REALLY made me laugh was:

Flaming dingleberry:
"This is just about the most useless fic ever. Trish CANNOT kill the twins and you expected flames for this."

hehe i should write more stuff like that really to get those reactions mwahahaha

so any of you guys had comments/flames that made you laugh?

[Darkwarrior]

I read those. I was much amused by the whole thing and yes, you should write more, just to annoy the hell out of the anal retentives. I find it funny XD Wasn't that the one I left the review for saying the end was awesome, because Trish rocks?

This is my favourite carefully thought out criticism of my work: (I copied and pasted, so all mistakes are hers)

"This is really you take and it defies what the game was about. Trish had no reason to go against mundus. No reason at all. It was Dante who gave her that reason." Is what anonymous 'Yasmin' said to 'Incomplete'

Which cracked me up, because as fanfiction, of course it's my take on events, duh.

I hardly think it defies what the game was about, unless you want to see Trish being held captive by Mundus at the end of the game as what it was all about. Obviously Dante was just a bit part, we all know that.

At the point it was set, Trish had every reason to defy Mundus. She's just had her life saved by Dante (whole bit during and after fight with Nightmare, there, by'Yasmin's' own argument, Dante gives Trish her reason) and it was at that point to me she seemed to have a change of heart. And Mundus is about to probably kill her. Any reason she has to stay faithful to him? Any takers? ( I could make my argument slightly tidier, but I can't be asked)

Yep, this one made me laugh. I really love having my own take on things and not knowing the story of a game I've played more times than I care to remember since it came out XDDDD (there is no emoticon to express my mirth)

I know I should not be mean and ridicule, everyones entitled to thier opinion and she's probably only just old enough to play the game, providing her parents approve. But I can't help it. I'm nasty and I find it fun. If it was constructive and pointed out the bits she thought was flawed I would have been happy to accept her criticism.

I have another one that led to two fantastic emails, I shall post them later.

Oooh, intehnet drama. If we can get some fantastic angsty replies, we may even get a spot on Fandom Wanks XD

[Morwen]

hehe yeah *starts writing*

[Aisu Youkai]

lol. That's... wow. I love people. *Shakes head*

I've never written anything that gets reviews like that. I think I need to. Hell, I think I need to write PERIOD. Or at least rather, write something that isn't connected to an RPG of some sort. Eek! ><

Btw, I'm making another one. It's DMC, too. XD

[Morwen]

yes you do need to write. heh.

and here's me thinking im alone again to the point of giving up posting

[Darkwarrior]

I'll try to be here when I can *moans at lack of time*

Yes Cel, you do need to start writing more. Just another thing you need to add to your 'to do' list

[Aisu Youkai]

Ug. Yea, that 'to do' list.... *Dies* ; I wonder when I'll ever get to half of that list... ><

Yea, yea! No quitting on the board just yet! It'll live...err...sorta...kinda...for a little bit longer at least........ ? Eheh...


Oh, NICE banner Rikku! That's way cool! And pretty!<3 Hehe. ^_^!

[Darkwarrior]

Glad you like the banner ^_^ I like yours too, it made me laugh.

No, I'm not quitting the board, I'm just so busy at the moment. You would not believe how intensive this course is. I've got my first exam on Monday and Gym assesment on Tuesday, so I'm using this weekend to study for that.

I would think your 'to do' list is phenomenally long ^-^